The Best Lines From the Simpsons

Today, we're going to be looking at the top five Homer Simpson quotes in meme form. Without any further ado let's start with number five.

5. Batman?

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This is a great meme from a good episode of the show. I feel bad for Homer in this one because he so desperately wants to talk to Batman. Think of how happy he would be if he could just talk to his favorite superhero. This is a good bit and is a line that continues to make me laugh.

4. You'll Have to Speak Up

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I really like this one as it it just so random and nonsensical. There is no reason that wearing a towel should affect your hearing in any way, shape, or form, but clearly it makes everything a little bit quieter for Homer. Somebody should market this to moms as a way to get a little peace and quiet.

3. Millionaires


this one is so funny because it's so wrong. It really illustrates how stupid Homer really is. $10,000 would not make you a millionaire, unless you invested it very well, but it would not be unwelcome. However, $10,000 with Homer would not last very long. This is proven many times, but one of my favorites is when he uses their nest-egg to buy an RV in Mobile Homer.

2. It's What Separates Us From the Animals

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This is a great quote as it really instills a sense of pride in us as a species. We are truly above all animals except the mighty weasel. However, there is an exception to this rule. The people who can't weasel out of things cannot be distinguished from the animals in any way. This rule also leaves one question: "What separates us from the weasel?"

1. It's Just the Rules

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This one was a little small so I had to enlarge it so that it could actually be read. I'm really sorry if this triggers your OCD, it bothers me too. However, this is actually a good lesson. If you act differently, than people won't treat you as an equal. Always remember kids, suppress your differences and just try to fit in.

Please note that this is all meant to be taken as a joke. Don't actually just go through life trying to conform. Be yourself and don't take anything in this post as actual life advice. 

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