Funny Answers
Today, we're going to be taking a look at some of the funniest kid test answers that I've seen. I love to look at these and laugh, but when I think back on them later that day I say "Wow, I was really boring and not even remotely creative as a child." Nothing has changed
5. Sarge, I Just Can't Do This Anymore
This is pretty funny, and it's not a bad drawing either. I mean, this kid has already passed my drawing skills and they're just getting started. That's pretty amazing. There are artists among us.
4. You're Not Wrong
This one is great. This person isn't wrong. The question didn't ask "Which amount is more?" It said "Which would YOU rather have." It IS an opinuon. The teacher doesn't know Emma. Maybe Emma has an irrational fear of pennies and wants the least amount possible. Maybe Emma started the "Ban The Penny" movement across the world. So, it turns out, this kid is right. Emma has pennyphobia. Order is restored.
3. Shapes Are People Too
I like this. "Desperate situations yield the quickest results." -Michael Scott. This child isn't technically wrong. The shapes are all named now. Personally I would've named the blue rhombus Suzy, but that's just me. You could name it Bob Jr. if you like. Have a dynasty of Bob's. That might make the whole shtick more convincing.
2. MLB Joins: Marcus Has Left the Chat
This is a strange test question. I wish it gave a timeline. If Marcus was able to go from a 12 pound max to a 97 pound max in a day, he should really become a personal trainer or something. However, this kid seems to suspect that Marcus was up to something more sinister than hard work. I'm going to have to agree. Either he's on steroids or Marcus is a second-grade freak of nature.
1. RIP Bob
I don't know why everyone picks on Bob in test problems. "Bob has $350, he loses $275, how much does he have now?" "Bob got a divorce, this isn't related to the question, just thought I'd let you know." Now they've gone and forced him to eat twenty-nine candy bars. That's just inhumane. I support this person for informing Bob that he is making poor life decisions. He really needs to stop.
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5. Sarge, I Just Can't Do This Anymore
This is pretty funny, and it's not a bad drawing either. I mean, this kid has already passed my drawing skills and they're just getting started. That's pretty amazing. There are artists among us.
4. You're Not Wrong
This one is great. This person isn't wrong. The question didn't ask "Which amount is more?" It said "Which would YOU rather have." It IS an opinuon. The teacher doesn't know Emma. Maybe Emma has an irrational fear of pennies and wants the least amount possible. Maybe Emma started the "Ban The Penny" movement across the world. So, it turns out, this kid is right. Emma has pennyphobia. Order is restored.
3. Shapes Are People Too
I like this. "Desperate situations yield the quickest results." -Michael Scott. This child isn't technically wrong. The shapes are all named now. Personally I would've named the blue rhombus Suzy, but that's just me. You could name it Bob Jr. if you like. Have a dynasty of Bob's. That might make the whole shtick more convincing.
2. MLB Joins: Marcus Has Left the Chat
This is a strange test question. I wish it gave a timeline. If Marcus was able to go from a 12 pound max to a 97 pound max in a day, he should really become a personal trainer or something. However, this kid seems to suspect that Marcus was up to something more sinister than hard work. I'm going to have to agree. Either he's on steroids or Marcus is a second-grade freak of nature.
1. RIP Bob
I don't know why everyone picks on Bob in test problems. "Bob has $350, he loses $275, how much does he have now?" "Bob got a divorce, this isn't related to the question, just thought I'd let you know." Now they've gone and forced him to eat twenty-nine candy bars. That's just inhumane. I support this person for informing Bob that he is making poor life decisions. He really needs to stop.
Thanks for reading. Feel free to check out the rest of my blog: https://billymemes.blogspot.com/ Please comment and share. See you tomorrow
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