Billy's Memes

Today, I'm going to be doing a little something different. I've had this meme for a while, and I've wanted to share it with you guys, but it is quite a long meme so I haven't found a place to fit it in yet. So after a while going back and fourth, I decided to just give this meme it's own post because it deserves to be recognized. #memesarepeopletoo I really like this meme and find it clever and humorous. Le hahaha. Oui Oui Baguette. I actually want to get pulled over to try this out, however I see that ending very badly. I doubt the superior officer would be called down, they'd probable just arrest me then check my trunk. It would be quite unpleasant to say the least. Even if the commanding officer did come down, he wouldn't fall for " my " genius story (it's really from a meme) and I would just get into even more trouble. However, it is an absolutely genius idea on the level of Einstein, I just see a lot of things going wrong. Please, do...

Today, we're going to be taking a look at the best "White guy blinking memes" these are my top five favorite memes from this category. Here we go: 5. Medusa Ahahahahah. This is so bad that it's good, but that's what every single one of these memes is like. I quite like this meme format and I don't think that it gets all of the hate it deserves from all sorts of people like.... Pewdiepie for example. Yep, I'm calling you out Felix. 4. Time Warp I think humans have figured out time travel, or at the very least time manipulation. Whether at work or at school, time seems to drag by and even goes backwards at times. It is no fun. However, the nap is still nice, and if time ends up going backwards, then you can have an extra five minutes of productivity, or infinite naps. Always look at the positive. 3. Wheeeeeeee! The title that I gave this meme is clearly somewhat deceiving. The blinking white guy is clearly not enjoying himself, he just look...

As you may have noticed from the title, we are straying from memes once again. I love to browse Zillow and I found this beautiful mansion for sale in Denver, Colorado. I love to write about memes, but I decided to try something different today. I hope you enjoy! If you love old houses, then this is the post for you. Recently, I discovered a beautiful Denver mansion that was built in 1905. I think the things I love most about old mansions are their uniqueness and the quality and durability of materials that were used. There is no cheap drywall used anywhere, or at least there shouldn't be, and that is because these houses were built to last. These antique houses also show an intricate level of detail that many new houses simply don't have. For example, look at this fireplace on the left and the detail on this glass in the bathroom on the right:     These small, yet totally welcome details are present everywhere throughout this house. The woodwork is beautiful, the t...

Today, I'm going to be doing something a little different. This is one big meme list. It is a meme compilation you could say. You could look at this as one meme, or as ten memes (you should go with ten, because that makes me look better). However, if you do like this post and want to see more like it, comment down below. I like this mega-meme a lot. It is good, clean fun. I'd say my favorite is the truck, because it genuinely looks curious, and it is what got me started on the "Oh look a penny" memes. However, some of these seem like a stretch at best. For example, the horse one, that just looks like a falling horse. A horse doesn't have opposable thumbs. It can't even pick up a penny. Do you really expect me to believe that? The one that I am most bothered by definitely has to be the girl with the book. They flipped the picture upside down and that messes with my OCD (or as some prefer, CDO because it's in alphabetical order). Some of these, actua...

Cause Monday. Need I say more? Most people hate Mondays and it has been shown that most heart attacks actually happen on Sunday night or Monday morning because people hate losing the weekend so much. Well, here you go: 5. Why? Can't they just push Monday back or something? Better yet, just remove Monday from the calendar completely. That would solve all of our problems. Or we could just create a seven day weekend and nobody would have to do anything. Ever. That'd be nice. 4. I Haven't Been This Tired Since... This is so true though. Every Monday is the same. I wake up, think about how I don't want to go to school, go anyway, feel fine until the I leave, and then I'm ready to collapse. However, I have to do homework so I can't go to bed. That's Monday. Then you survive until the weekend, which is where I catch up on my sleep. It's not a good strategy, but it's what a lot of people do and it is quite hard to break. After the weekend, it...

Hello, and welcome to my blog. If you're new here, you should know that I post every day and I make top five lists about memes. I've done WWIII memes , my favorite memes , and even Epstein memes . Go check these posts, and many others out after you finish this one. If you've been here before, welcome back. Today we're going to be looking at the top five philosoraptor memes. 5. Questions Even SCIENCE Can't Answer This is one of those questions where you will be wrong no matter what you say. This is a really deep meme, and we will never know the answer to this question. Philosoraptor has us tounge-tied again. Everyone reading this, give philosoraptor a round of applause, unless you know the answer, then comment down below. 4. Philosoraptor Strikes Again To whoever says that memes can't be deep: answer this question. This is another one of those mind-bloggers. If the iCar does have windows, then Apple is cheating on itself. If it doesn't, then Apple...

Yesterday's post about the C8 Corvette  was a bit different. I like the car and I had just done a post on car memes, so it flowed. If you liked it, that's great. If you want me to go back to memes, then you're in luck because we're dong the top five superhero memes today. They feature Batman, so I named the post after him because he is pretty awesome. I also named the post after him because "Batman Memes" is doing better than "Superman Memes" on Google Trends and I want some views. Right now, my blog is getting next to no views and I don't know how to market it. If there is someone actually reading this, thank you so much, I genuinely enjoy writing these posts. Also, if you wouldn't mind helping me get the word out about this blog, that'd be nice. Sorry for that, but without further ado: 5. I'm Telling This one is really funny and never fails to make me laugh. This fits perfectly in with the dark character of Batman. It re...

Today, we're going to be doing something COMPLETELY different. There are going to be no memes, rather, this is a serious post about what I think about the new Corvette. I know that most of the hype has passed, but I think that this is still a really cool car and a revolutionary Corvette.  The C8 Corvette has been the cause of much hype lately. It was recently announced in April of this year and Chevrolet has already started to take orders. Now, as you already know, this Corvette is special. It is different from all of the other Corvettes ever made. It is the worlds first mid-engine corvette, and it is glorious.  The exterior is beautiful, it looks powerful, fast, and aggressive. This Corvette is very Ferrari-esque in its design. I think that the red exterior looks the best as red looks great on most sports cars. The rear wing is a cool design touch as it is very large and has a presence without being obnoxious.  While it looks good on the outside, it also is ...

Now we're back from the realm of knock knock jokes, and we're going to do a post about car memes. I like cars, and I like memes, so this should be good. Here we go with number five. 5. The Must Never Find Out I like this one because it's just a well-timed picture. I don't know if these cars are on a rally and that's their luggage van, or if that person was just able to snag the spot. It's a funny caption though, and I suspect that they'll never discover who the van really is. 4. Mind = Blown   I was unaware that you could make a Subaru more functional. This man is a genius. I wish I'd thought of that. Look, he even got the gold rims to match. However, what do you call that attachment. Is it a trailer, or added storage, or a wagon? What is it? 3. I'm Smart, S-M-R-T They call them Smart Cars for a reason. What makes this even more funny is that there are at least five open parking spots on either side and now the silv...

Today, I'm going to be changing it up a little. Instead of doing yet another post about memes, I'm going to show you my five favorite knock knock jokes. In the form of memes. Before we begin, this is the first list where we have an honorable mention. This prestigious award goes to... "Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana?" This is an OG knock knock joke, but was too long to fit into a meme format like the jokes below. 5. Interrupting Cow I like this one because it is simple, involves cows, and allows you to interrupt someone in the middle of a question. This joke is also not the standard knock knock joke, so there's a chance that none of your friends have heard this before. Who doesn't love a new joke? Cows are so cool. 4. Never Mind Ba-dum-tis. This one is so good because it's so bad. Whoever had the idea to make one of those really bad puns like "Did you hear about the pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy," or something of the...

Today, we're going to be taking a look at some of the funniest kid test answers that I've seen. I love to look at these and laugh, but when I think back on them later that day I say "Wow, I was really boring and not even remotely creative as a child." Nothing has changed 5. Sarge, I Just Can't Do This Anymore This is pretty funny, and it's not a bad drawing either. I mean, this kid has already passed my drawing skills and they're just getting started. That's pretty amazing. There are artists among us. 4. You're Not Wrong This one is great. This person isn't wrong. The question didn't ask "Which amount is more?" It said "Which would YOU rather have." It IS an opinuon. The teacher doesn't know Emma. Maybe Emma has an irrational fear of pennies and wants the least amount possible. Maybe Emma started the "Ban The Penny" movement across the world. So, it turns out, this kid is right. Emma has pennyph...

I know that I recently did a post about "The Five Funniest Memes"  but this is different. I am going to do another top five list, and these memes are funny, they're just not my favorites. These are funny memes that I could not fit into any category like "NFL Memes" or "Epstein Memes."  So, without further ado, these are miscellaneous memes. 5. When Two Idiots Meet I like this meme, because it's honestly what I would do. I'm sort of lazy  as you may know, so I wouldn't really want to move my car. Well, I guess, I'm more of a procrastinator than lazy. This does however bring about the question: "Are these guys really idiots, or are they hidden geniuses?"  4. How Do I Type That? I knew that these robot things were hard, but I've never gotten one like this. I hope that I never do. Even if it is "For the memes." 3. Get It? I get it and have friends. (Well, I don't have friends that's a lie.)...

Today we're going to be taking a look at my favorite NFL memes. This is yet another top five list. By now, I hope you've learned that that's my style: I do five memes and give my opinion on these memes. Oh, and before I forget, I think the 49ers are going to have a great year this year if you know what I mean. It's not a hard prediction, but I just don't think the Chiefs can pull through. 5. Poor Brady The Patriots are in it to win it... Just not this year. Let's go. Everybody is quite happy that that Brady and Belichick are out of "The Game" this year. Now, I have an honest opinion on Tom Brady: I think that he should just retire now while he's somewhat ahead. He has the money, he has the fame, and he has the legacy, however he is becoming too old for the NFL and he is going to start having some more rocky seasons like this one in his future. This is not meant to be a slight toward Brady, I honestly do think that he's the best QB ever, b...