Top Five Funniest Signs

I am going to be taking you on a magical journey into the world of comedic signs. I have looked through hundreds upon hundreds of signs to pick out the five best signs for your enjoyment. So, please, enjoy.

5. It's A Lie Folks

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This is an interesting dilemma. I would advise that you ask your wife if she gave the kids a spare key or if she keeps unlocking the doors for them. This may be your problem. If she lets them in, you could try disabling the doorbells so she doesn't know if they're just playing or actually locked out. You could also try to scare them out of the house be explaining inflation and increasing tax rates or something.

4. Congratulaghtnioms

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I like this sign a lot. I don't even know what to say about this other than that it is absolutely hilarious. I also have a pass to laugh at this, because I am a horrible speller, and rely almost completely on spellcheck and auto correct. I can also attest to the fact that this is indeed the reason that people say congrats.

3. Don't Hit the Sign

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Who needs clearance signs anymore? You can just put these in front of bridges and truckers will never get stuck again. It's a genius solution, although it looks like it takes more work to put this up than a 6'5" sign and I'm not sure it's entirely legal. It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission though. Right? Guys? Hello?

2. Bacon

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I'm sorry if this offends you vegans, but... bacon. I agree with this butcher on almost every level. Everybody loves bacon (except vegans), nobody likes poems (except poets), and roses are red (except for the white ones). There is absolutely noting wrong with this poem, but I think that there's nothing wrong with me, and I'm going to be single on Valentine's Day. #foreveralone

1. Oof

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I don't know if this really counts as a sign, but it's funny, looks like the last one, and is on a board, so it makes the list. I like this one because I honestly feel bad for the husband. He may need to get himself some edumacation. He must be doing something right though, because he has a great wife who supports him through his stupidity. She hasn't left him yet.

Thanks for stopping by. I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing this. I'll see you tomorrow, have a great day!

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