Billy's Memes

I'm really sorry guys, but I had something come up today, and I don't have time to create a full post. However, I would like to attempt to appease you with some random memes and no commentary.

A new meme craze has swept the internet, and now it's time for me to select the best memes from this genre. As you may have guessed, the topic today is "No One Out Pizzas the Hut Memes." However, I am going to do something a little bit different with this post and review my three favorite memes, instead of five. Here we go. 3. What Are You in For? See, out-pizzaing the Hut is so illegal and dangerous, that even a convicted murderer is terrified of this crime. Anyone who is able to out-pizza the Hut is the most dangerous, the most powerful criminal that the world has ever seen. Stay away from these people. 2. Robert De Nrio If the title doesn't make sense to you, it's because Niro rhymes with Ziro. This meme is funny and reminds me of the somebody and nobody joke: Two people live in this house; Somebody and Nobody. Somebody did it, Nobody knows who. I quite like this joke, and this meme. It's simple, yet elegant. 1. I Don't Have Long If...

I am going to be taking you on a magical journey into the world of comedic signs. I have looked through hundreds upon hundreds of signs to pick out the five best signs for your enjoyment. So, please, enjoy. 5. It's A Lie Folks This is an interesting dilemma. I would advise that you ask your wife if she gave the kids a spare key or if she keeps unlocking the doors for them. This may be your problem. If she lets them in, you could try disabling the doorbells so she doesn't know if they're just playing or actually locked out. You could also try to scare them out of the house be explaining inflation and increasing tax rates or something. 4. Congratulaghtnioms I like this sign a lot. I don't even know what to say about this other than that it is absolutely hilarious. I also have a pass to laugh at this, because I am a horrible speller, and rely almost completely on spellcheck and auto correct. I can also attest to the fact that this is indeed the reaso...

I decided to go back to the format where I give a meme, comment on it, give a meme, comment on it, and so on. I prefer this more than just posting a ton of memes because I personally like reacting to them, and I hope you like my reactions too. 5. WHAT?! I like this meme because it relates to me and, according to the pie chart, about 90% of the population. I have a strategy that took years to perfect, but I'm going to give it to you today for FREE. If I don't hear someone, I always start by asking what. If I still can't understand them I ask what once more. However, most people will get annoyed if you ask more than twice, so after two times, gauge their reaction. If they laugh or smile, laugh along. If they're serious, say something along the lines of "Oh, that's interesting" and maybe crack a smile or something. If it was a question: RUN. 4. Whoa I included this one on the list not because it's mind-blowingly hilarious, but because it looks...

I decided to branch out again today, and so I am going to do a non-traditional post where I give a bunch of memes with no commentary and we'll see how it goes. If you prefer the old style, then comment down below, I think that I'll probably go back to that, but this is worth a shot. I hope you liked this kind of post, but I didn't enjoy writing it as much, so unless there is an overwhelming response from people requesting this form from now on, then I'm going to revert back to the old type of posts. Thank you for reading, please follow this blog, share, and comment. Have a great day!

These are the five, all-time best, CLEAN, yo mama jokes. Enjoy! 5. Fat Shaming Absolutely destroyed... like the scale. Yo mama jokes are so immature and so simple, but they are some of the funniest jokes known to man. Unless your friend's mom hears you telling one, then its awkward and very unfunny. But seriously, can we get an f in the chat for that scale. 4. People Are Sad Maybe "yo mama" was just trying to get her workout in, or she wanted to participate in the activities on the other side. If she really din't know to look through the glass, she may not be the brightest person ever. You have to admire that dedication though. Remember kids, always chase your dreams so that they don't chase you. 3. Haw Haw Haw Is this really stupid, or just an innocent joke? I like this one because it reminds me of the jokes that my mom tells, just with a character other than "yo mama" because that would be insulting yourself really. Mothers cannot tel...

Hello again, it's me! Today, I'm going to be sharing my five favorite text conversation memes with you. These are often pretty funny and almost always on an iPhone. #cantrelatecuzimpoor am I right or am I right? I'm probably the only one though. Guess who's crying himself to sleep again tonight!! 5. Destruction 100 This man deserves a metal. I honestly can't tell if he, or she, just doesn't understand the joke, or if they're just epicly trolling the other person. Either way, it's funny. However, there is a flaw if we're being really technical, the sender is making fun of the receiver's lack  of conversation skills. So, the receiver is really making fun of the sender's lack of obesity. He must hit the gym. But, we all know that the receiver is really trying to make fun of the sender tipping the scales at 300 pounds, and I'm just a wet blanket. 4. The Refrigerator This meme is so true though. What you keep inside the refrigerato...